The internet is a breeding ground for false-truths and half-rumors. And with more kids than ever online these days, I feel it's important to set our future straight. I'm taking a page out of snopes' book and debunkifying some nonsense.
Let's tackle this problem math style - substitute money for candy. Don't take money from strangers? Who would give that advice?
Poor people, that's who. I say eat up kids.
There's a pill for everything. Stay up late, get more done. Everyone is so busy these days, how are you going to make your trips to Bed Bath & Beyond AND catch up on your reality tv shows if you don't sleep less?
A pill in the morning wakes you up, another at night gets you to sleep. Simple.
You go ahead and walk there, but when you finally poke your way to the craft table, don't whine when Johnny Speed has cut up all the good paper.
Sounds to me like a good way to get cold. Here's an idea – when it comes time to turn off the faucets, spin that cold first, then – hustle up – and close off the hot. Life ain't won by the slow, kid.
I never ate a vegetable that tasted better than ice cream. So, let's skip the green stuff, take a vitamin, and save more room for desert.